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Sep 2017
1h 2m

183: AGoT Tyrion I

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her, while Joffrey & Cersei are already plotting to kill the Stark pets. Game of Thr ... Show More
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