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Feb 2019
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258: Robert Baratheon

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Here's to Robert...he's a horse's ass. He's also that dude at your High School reunion still talking about the Big Game. We discuss Robert's failed potential, his many flaws, and why so many of us love him anyway. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Robert Baratheon.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 258

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