Mazel morons! Ben opens the show convinced God corrected his eyesight overnight, until he realizes he slept in his contacts and then put another pair right on top. From there, we're getting into heightened senses, Costco runs versus Instacart households, the mini water bottle struggle, and a heated debate over how often you really need to wash your Yeti.
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Nov 2
POLITICAL GUYS?! Election Day is NUTS!
Mazel Morons! It’s us, the BFFs! On today’s episode, we talk about GLP-1s, Dominican food (mofongo is unbelievable), and bad acting in political ads. Then, the return of Toys”R”Us, Josh sharing a flight with the great Kevin Jonas, Ben’s new cookbook, and a What Are You Nuts? abou ... Show More
46m 21s
Oct 29
Happy Halloween! Ben's Mom Asked For a Discount Code on Our Sex Sponsor?!
Mazel Morons! And happy Halloween! We talk about Ben’s festive CVS haul, unhinged Spirit Halloween costumes, and Ben’s mom asking him about our ad read for an intimacy membership for couples (shout-out Arya). Then, big bones and big butts, a debate over the hottest men, Halloween ... Show More
57m 57s
Oct 26
David Henrie: Wizards of Waverly Place, Residuals, and Romantic Interludes
Mazel Morons! No, you’re not seeing double. We’re joined by Wizards of Waverly Place’s David Henrie, and he and Josh look EXACTLY alike! We talk manifestation, David’s Idaho homestead life, Josh partying at David’s house when they were younger, audition room trauma, and nicotine ... Show More
1h 4m
Sep 2020
453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!)
Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se ... Show More
42m 43s
Jul 2022
Dad Learns About BDE (Big D*** Energy) | DFMB Episode 7
Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’m ... Show More
27m 21s
Dec 2024
Before the breakup....
<p>This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, Becca Moore, and my love Robby Hoffman join Long Winded to talk scissoring (duh), strap ons (double duh), the power of dirty talk and more!! Enjoy you perverts!!</p><p><br /></p ... Show More
1h 10m