☕ **The Scott Adams School | Thursday, October 29, 2026**
Today, **Erica and Owen** tackle the midterm elections, Israel, Muslims, monkeys, and so much more. Yes, monkeys made the agenda. It’s that kind of news day.
We’ve got plenty to cover, a little Debris to sort through, and no guarantees about where the conversation will take us. Grab your beverage, settle in, and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip!**
**Marcela is off today and tomorrow**, handling business in court and doing her lawyer thing. We’ll try to behave in her absence. No binding promises.
🎙️ **A quick introduction to Erica’s unofficial office staff:**
If you hear Erica talking to **Chester**, that’s her elite, amazing AI assistant—now apparently a recurring character on the show. The position comes with absolutely no benefits, but plenty of assignments.
And if you hear a meow, that’s **Stella**, Erica’s senior kitty, making one of her frequent cameos. She always has something to say, rarely waits for a handoff, and considers every microphone an open microphone. 🐾
📚 **Tomorrow: Joel Pollak joins us!**
We’ll have the **pre-order link for the much-anticipated Scott Adams biography** to share with you tomorrow. We’re excited to have Joel back and bring you more about this special project.
🛍️ **Coffee with Scott Adams merchandise**
The merchandise site is open for **domestic AND international shipping!** Find the mugs, beanies, hats, and Simultaneous Swaddle blankets here:
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Don’t let the new year sneak up on you with a boring calendar. Grab one for yourself and a few for the Dilbert fans on your holiday list. Please use these official links:
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