Did we mention we’re nominated…did you vote yet? If not, what in the actual fuck is your problem?
-all the bad words are here
-come to Fairfield on November 12th! (https://quickcenter.fairfield.edu/2026-27-season-calendar/lectures/the-fifth-column-podcast.html)
-Trump in Nebraska….always a good sign for Republicans
-Anal sex, picnics, breakfast in bed, lobster
-Europe is melting! (still)
-who will replace Macron?
-France’s immigration problem
-Sweden discovers gun crime
-America, the assimilation machine
-meritocracy is fucking fantastic
-questions are bad when ethnicities are in front of them
-Vivek, the big guy and the worst swing in baseball
-Midterm Madness where candidate quality counts
-if you had to arrest one person at the New York Times…
-MAGA-curious CBS boss and The Daily Beast
-Theo Von discovers socialism
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