Mazel Morons! We’re back with another topical episode. Ben is spending time in Florida where the toads can kill your dogs, ChatGPT is talking to us like our bro, and we pick our names as women.
Then, Madonna at the VMAs, Josh’s new show Sweet Deceit (or Sweet to Eat according to Ben), Ben and Claudia expecting baby number two, and getting fit in Florida. ... Show More
Sep 28
Dylan Sprouse & Brendan Columbus Are Here to Vape
Mazel Morons! On today’s very special episode, we welcome Dylan Sprouse and Brendan Columbus, hosts of the new podcast Wildmen. We talk about energy drinks and vapes, how their podcast and friendship came to be, the last time Josh and Dylan saw each other, and life as a child sta ... Show More
59m 38s
Sep 24
Ben has a big announcement! (That we didn’t talk about)
Mazel Morons! Welcome to another topical episode! The biggest news of the day is Ben and Claudia are expecting another baby!!! And naturally, we didn’t talk about it. However, we DID talk about smoking weed, getting sober, and Yom Kippur. Then, the history of AA, Josh is NOT Jeff ... Show More
1h 2m
Sep 21
Pizza Hut vs Domino's: Who Has Better Deals?
Mazel Morons! We’re back! Today we cover what we would do differently if we had a wedding redo, Josh’s trip to Disneyland, and a standoff between the Domino’s app and the Pizza Hut app. Then, hooking up in your CPAP mask, the HYROX athlete that pooped herself during the competiti ... Show More
1h 2m
Sep 2020
453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!)
Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se ... Show More
42m 43s
Jul 2022
Dad Learns About BDE (Big D*** Energy) | DFMB Episode 7
Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’m ... Show More
27m 21s
Dec 2024
Before the breakup....
<p>This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, Becca Moore, and my love Robby Hoffman join Long Winded to talk scissoring (duh), strap ons (double duh), the power of dirty talk and more!! Enjoy you perverts!!</p><p><br /></p ... Show More
1h 10m