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Sep 16
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Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester

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On this episode, Heather welcomes Justin Slyvester to the pod post Emmys!  After doing it up all night at the after parties, they kiki about how he got his start as a “lady-sitter” at crazy southern weddings, his cross-country move to be Kyle Richards assistant, and how they were both up for the co-hosting job at the Today Show. They get to your voicemails a ... Show More
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