Second Date Update: Buttery Smooth

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his predecessor left him: the STRONG THONG! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today's Phone Tap victim recently applied for a home equity line of credit, and he’s nervous about what he can qualify for...That's why we're sending in our most financially responsible... never distracted.... loan officer Jose to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info ... Show More

The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone call is desperate to spark a romantic connection with someone he’s known for years. They’re not exactly friends… but they've been close for years...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who just opened up a joint bank account with his girlfriend and let him know that there’s gentlemen at the bank who are VERY interested in his lady…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.