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Aug 28
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Rewind: We Know What She Did Last Summer...

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On this episode from July 3rd, 2019 Heather sits down with Jeff’s biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt.  They discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to a top Hollywood producer and all around bad bitch. They talk about love, grief, family and laugh through the pain of Hollywood.Episode Sponsors:Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at chec ... Show More
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