Mazel Morons! Welcome to another topical episode! We talk about neurodivergent diets, the time Ben could actively feel his heartbeat, going to EDM festivals as husbands and fathers, and the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.
Then, Ben’s new favorite show, people who take forever to order at a restaurant, and Josh’s HUGE announcement that you won’t wan ... Show More
Aug 31
Jon Taffer Says Bar Owners Have Never Had It Harder
Mazel Morons! Today we’re joined by Bar Rescue’s Jon Taffer. We talk about his background that brought him to where he is today, the challenges of owning a bar, why people aren’t drawn to clubs anymore, and he even weighs in on Ben’s Mexican hibachi restaurant idea. Then, a Moron ... Show More
52m 43s
Aug 24
How Rude: Jodie Sweetin on 4 Marriages & Separate Beds
Mazel Morons! We’re joined by the great Jodie Sweetin, or, as you may know her, Stephanie Tanner from Full House. We talk about the Full House crew’s recent trip to Disney World, John Stamos firing the Olsen twins, the world of child acting, and what it takes to successfully rebo ... Show More
51m 3s
Aug 20
John Stamos' Thirst Trap: We Need to Talk
Mazel Morons! It’s Thursday, so you know what that means! We’re topical and uncut! We talk about our buddy John Stamos’ birthday thirst trap mirror selfie (if it’s even up still…), Ben’s parent’s return to the states from their recent vacation, and we bring on Lawyer Limor to bri ... Show More
59m 26s
Sep 2020
453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!)
Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se ... Show More
42m 43s
Jul 2022
Dad Learns About BDE (Big D*** Energy) | DFMB Episode 7
Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’m ... Show More
27m 21s
Dec 2024
Before the breakup....
<p>This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, Becca Moore, and my love Robby Hoffman join Long Winded to talk scissoring (duh), strap ons (double duh), the power of dirty talk and more!! Enjoy you perverts!!</p><p><br /></p ... Show More
1h 10m