Be careful what you wish for, boys…because apparently you can have so much wild sex that regular sex stops doing it for you. 😈 Threesomes, endless novelty, younger women—sounds like heaven, right? But what happens when you’ve feasted on every fantasy and suddenly one woman isn’t enough to keep your attention? 🔥 And speaking of younger women, if you’re 45 a ... Show More
Aug 22
I Got Greedy In The Dildo Aisle
I knew the dildo was probably too big while I was buying it…and bought it anyway. 😈😂 That should tell you everything you need to know about this throwback with Goldie, where a simple trip to the sex shop turns into public-urination mysteries, blue sex dolls, me harassing innoce ... Show More
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Aug 18
Please Don’t Let The Neighbors Find My Dildos
I just threw away a giant bag of sex toys, and honestly, the possibility of my neighbors finding out what size dildos I like was more stressful than parting with them. 😂 Between the old lovers, abandoned butt plugs, nipple clamps, ball gags, and someone’s tragically unfulfilled ... Show More
32m 8s