Mazel Morons! We're tackling life's greatest inconveniences- from the black hole between your car seat and center console to why Amazon has somehow solved every problem. The guys debate whether the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish deserves redemption, pitch a new series trying fast food's least-ordered menu items, and somehow end up talking kosher cheese, ChatGPT rab ... Show More
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$2,300 in Bus Lane Tickets, Taylor Swift's MSG Wedding & the Food Show of Our Dreams
Mazel Morons! Ben just paid $2,300 in traffic violations - and 60% of it came from bus lane camera tickets that quietly went from $50 fines to over $200. We break down the absurdity, pitch our new sitcom idea, and somehow end up planning a food show. We debate Disney live-action ... Show More
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453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!)
Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se ... Show More
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Dad Learns About BDE (Big D*** Energy) | DFMB Episode 7
Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’m ... Show More
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Dec 2024
Before the breakup....
<p>This week we have a legendary iconic panel full of, you guessed it, LAYSBIANS!!! Shannon Beveridge, Becca Moore, and my love Robby Hoffman join Long Winded to talk scissoring (duh), strap ons (double duh), the power of dirty talk and more!! Enjoy you perverts!!</p><p><br /></p ... Show More
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