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Jul 6
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'I hate Oat Milk and I don't get why eve...

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On this week's LuAnna: Anna befriended an 84-year-old Nobel-adjacent professor on Ryanair, Lu's refusing to go to her daughter's school performance because she's got other shit to do, and we launch "I Said What I Said" where Anna hates oat milk, Imo hates the film Elf and we're saying it with our chests.

Plus, booking ghost plane seats, Aldi's £6.99 knockoff Aperol, a turd that grounded a 737, Anna's wetsuit diarrhoea confession, co-parenting advice for a gay listener, the "kids in which bathroom" debate after a dad got the police called on him, a man injecting semen into his arm for 18 months, and a woman who dips egg sandwiches into tea. Ew.

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