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Jun 26
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#552 - Gloop, Love Bees and It’s Me Or T...

Significant Productions
About this episode

The heat’s great isn’t it. As John points out, it’s no longer twee and fun headlines, instead it’s “Phew You’re All Going To Die Quite Soon”. What japes! Luckily we’ve got the cool cucumber balm of content for those toasty ears. 


And may we say, there’s some top notch correspondence today pertaining to love struck albums, lathes and crucial public health information on getting your bits checked every so often. After all it’s important to be health conscious. 


Plus there’s a fabulously topical Shame Well and a hot gloopy Mad Dad to attend to. 


If you’ve got anything to send on the topic of sexual health then hello@elisandjohn.com is the destination. 


And remember, if you’re in young love and want to express yourself, do keep those emotions in lockdown.




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