logo
episode-header-image
Jun 3
42m 31s

455: The Grocery Store Baseball Theory

COMPLEXLY
About this episode
Why can you see the outline of the full moon during a crescent moon? What do I do with a surplus of basil plants? How do I make amends with my mom? How do light particles not bump into each other and mess up their trajectories? Are Hank and John aware of how American they are? What do I do with my tongue at the dentist? …Hank and John Green have answers! ... Show More
Up next
Jun 10
456: Talking About a Book No One Can Read
Why is the healing process always so itchy? Why are the acknowledgements usually cut out of audio books? How do I find time for writing as a busy and exhausted parent? When you look out an airplane window, why don’t the clouds look like they’re going by fast? How do I keep loving ... Show More
49m 12s
Jun 8
Jumping Pews
Hank interviews John in the first episode of his new podcast, Humans! They talk about why John's worried about Hank, why being in favor of humans is now counter-cultural, how John's seminary training might have helped the brothers' internet success, and what Mark Twain has to do ... Show More
16m 42s
May 27
454: Flippin’ Heck
How do I adjust to a new school? Are ducks up to something? Why are puzzles so satisfying? Do ocean mammals drink salt water? How did Hank come up with 2D glasses? If the sun disappeared, would earth eventually find another star to orbit? …Hank and John Green have answers!If you' ... Show More
39m 13s
Recommended Episodes
Apr 2024
160: Milk's Already Spilt..
WE'RE ON TOUR & CHRIS IS JOINING!!! : https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour Link for Google Form if you're attending one of our shows:https://forms.gle/A9WkQAci26LhMZjs5 Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! They say don't cry over spilt milk, so how exactly ... Show More
1h 33m
Oct 2025
X-RATED: He gets HARD… to cartoons?
We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do ... Show More
59m 10s
Jun 2023
209 - Sloppy Seconds: 'I Have Major #Blueballs'
<p>In this weeks Sloppy Seconds Danny &amp; Billy are back with their new feature: Hetty Room 101, where you send in what straight traits make you laugh and cry. They hear your dilemmas like what do you do if your best girl friend likes a boy who you've had gay relations with an ... Show More
32m 32s
Sep 2025
Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend?
Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice ... Show More
1h 10m
Feb 2025
THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. Relatables
Far out!! There's some Aussie Brians in the bathroom this week, a.k.a. Jake and Ottie from Relatables!! Between singing Cody Simpson and asking 'Why mullets?', we're picking their brains to find out why a UK Brian keeps popping pills, why an Aussie Brian can't put down his phone ... Show More
1h 17m
Jul 2024
174: Is it That Outrageous?!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! You can have a lot of questions just from a stories title like, "Is OPs reaction that outrageous.. or is it totally justifiable?" For example, is it too much to ask for your husband to hold your hand while you give bi ... Show More
2h 1m
Oct 2023
135: Etiquette Blunders.. Ft. Help I Sexted My Boss
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Jordan and William from Help I Sexted My Boss! This episode features stories that have us analyzing the writers etiquette and determining whether they made a blunder or not. Were these just careless mistakes or rather intens ... Show More
1h 33m
Feb 2025
Boy Talk: It’s HIS way or the HIGHWAY!!
G'day gals!! We've got THE update to end all updates and we're conducting important research to find out if the Brians are team bush or team bald. Sarah's heading all the way to New Zealand to avoid her mother-in-law and Brian won't get off the bike! Join us on Patreon for an ext ... Show More
1h 23m
Feb 2025
Girl Talk: HELP! I've uncovered a secret...and I wish I hadn't
It's Wednesday!!! We're back in our pink palace, some Sarahs are sharing advice and we're asking Eddie if he's walking. We've got a family betrayal, a remorseful bridesmaid and a bestie hiding a secret she wishes she never heard...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! h ... Show More
1h 11m
Mar 2025
Girl Talk: They BOTH fancy MY MAN!!
Happy Wednesday!! We're back at the TGB HQ to ask if we should be drag queens and share in our regrettable fashion choices. We have a Sarah who's way too concerned about her bestie's boyfriend's height and a Susan's 30th birthday has been all but forgotten. Brian's friends are cr ... Show More
1h 4m