How do I adjust to a new school? Are ducks up to something? Why are puzzles so satisfying? Do ocean mammals drink salt water? How did Hank come up with 2D glasses? If the sun disappeared, would earth eventually find another star to orbit? …Hank and John Green have answers!
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Apr 2024
160: Milk's Already Spilt..
WE'RE ON TOUR & CHRIS IS JOINING!!! : https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour Link for Google Form if you're attending one of our shows:https://forms.gle/A9WkQAci26LhMZjs5 Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! They say don't cry over spilt milk, so how exactly ... Show More
1h 33m
Sep 2025
Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend?
Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice ... Show More
1h 10m
Feb 2025
THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. Relatables
Far out!! There's some Aussie Brians in the bathroom this week, a.k.a. Jake and Ottie from Relatables!! Between singing Cody Simpson and asking 'Why mullets?', we're picking their brains to find out why a UK Brian keeps popping pills, why an Aussie Brian can't put down his phone ... Show More
1h 17m
Jul 2024
174: Is it That Outrageous?!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! You can have a lot of questions just from a stories title like, "Is OPs reaction that outrageous.. or is it totally justifiable?" For example, is it too much to ask for your husband to hold your hand while you give bi ... Show More
2h 1m