Jeremy reckons he’s cracked the secret to happiness: get on the dole and every weekend is basically a bank holiday. From 5.08am alarms and level crossings to laying out clothes for the full week like a man possessed, the lads go off on one about work, routines and “planning” your life.
Then it takes a hard left into pure madness: bedside lockers, celebrity crushes, and the very awkward question of why Jeremy’s wife has a framed photo of her draped over Max George from The Wanted.
And if you thought that was as weird as it gets… wait until you hear what one of the last keeps in a mini-fridge beside the bed.