Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Sq...

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S ... Show More

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary ... Show More

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons ... Show More

Shapearl receives a Facebook message from someone with crucial information, but police dismiss the tip. On Halloween night 2018, there’s a similar murder in the neighborhood where Courtney was shot. Shapearl and Alison decide to tell detectives what they know.A co-production of T ... Show More

<p><i>This is Marvin Johnson calling. Something's been trespassing on my land- damaging my crops. I thought you all might be able to help me with that.</i></p><p> </p><p><a href="https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/t1si7t8addv084pr7c44w/AMaN37RIJL4WmAOk1dTxZBo/Mayfair%20Season%20Two%2 ... Show More