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Feb 23
39m 54s

"Don’t go cheap on your sex toys"

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About this episode

To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys!

Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's unbearably awkward in small gatherings but more than comfortable telling jokes to thousands of people on stage. You’re welcome.

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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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