Happy Friday Crisis Actors!
1) New Look at Sophie Turner's Lara Croft Spells DISASTER For TOMB RAIDER SERIES
2) Kamala Harris Launches CRINGE Gen Z Democrat Hype House
3) Sydney Sweeney & Sabrina Carpenter BATTLE For Female Approval
4) 'Best New Artist' Olivia Dean CENSORED For Thanking Jesus at The Grammys
5) Savannah Guthrie's Mother STILL MISSING, Conspiracy Theories Allege Media Psyop
6) Halle Berry Claims Being Black Hurt Her Career Despite Winning an Oscar