Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously, yes, about bathrooms.
Suggested talking points: Re-Laxative, Thirty-to-Thirty-six Boogie boards, Notice Us Squarespace Senpai, I’m Unjealous, Splash-J ... Show More
Jan 5
MBMBaM 795: The Naming of 2026
Another year, another chance to really grind down and dig up all the different ways we can to slant-rhyme with six. And twenty. Maybe. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird – we’re on the way to fist city with a stopover in jugstown!Suggested talking points: GraNOla? GraYESa!, Und U ... Show More
1h 34m
Dec 22
MBMBaM 794: Candlenights XXX
Don’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that utterly terrifying HUGE reindeer decoration. Why is it so BIG?Suggested talking p ... Show More
55m 41s
Dec 15
MBMBaM 793: Fruit of the Loam
Glasses off! We're getting really serious about mystery underwear, the latest in celebrity feuds that we absolutely have a stake in, and being super duper weird about jellybeans.Suggested talking points: Underwear Salvage Secrets, Pent-Up Product Love, Three Folksy Guys, Walton G ... Show More
51m 57s
May 2025
S4 Ep 19: Superhero Fights & A Signed Thong
We’re talking… vocal warm-ups, finding a new parter, being on the One Show sofa with Natalie Portman, respecting neck hair, the Wolf & Hall podcast, new ideas for the pod, part two of the Men vs Gorilla debate, Rom’s day working at Coughlans bakery and a signed pair of knickers. ... Show More
54m 27s
Oct 2024
My Old Ass- Yep, we cried a bunch.
On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with My Old Ass. A movie that is beauitful and that you should see right now and then come back and listen to this episode. Also in this episode, Suesie can't deal with Joker 2's abject stupidity. Frank dissects the commentary on th ... Show More
44m 26s
Sep 2025
Comedian Nate Bargatze flops at the Emmys, Jerry Seinfeld backlash grows, and Tim Dillon gets serious about Charlie Kirk
Nate Bargatze’s Emmy hosting debut wasn't good, with a countdown clock gimmick angering viewers .Jim Gaffigan recycles bourbon jokes at Kroger. Jay Leno and Tim Dillon weigh in seriously on the Charlie Kirk shooting. Rainn Wilson defends his Office comments, and Seinfeld criticis ... Show More
10m 34s