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Nov 10
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I think Married people are selfish ft VP...

Rita B
About this episode

Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! 🫶🏽


This week, Rita Balogun is joined by VP from the 90s Baby Show for a hilarious and slightly chaotic chat about:


  • Dealing with builders and learning how to “adult” 🧱
  • Leaving the streets behind 👋🏽
  • And why married people might just be a little selfish 💍



It’s funny, relatable, and painfully honest — the perfect listen for anyone still figuring out what “grown-up” means.


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