The Period Problem, Emoji Chaos & The Three Dots of Doom.
Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious (and mildly traumatic) world of
modern texting—where one punctuation mark can turn a friendly message into a passive-aggressive crisis.
From the eternal “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” debate to decoding Gen Z slang and emoji overloads, they break down how communication has evolved—and occasionally gone completely off the rails. Expect confessions, laughter, and some much-needed digital therapy as they explore how tone, timing, and kindness still matter in a world of read receipts and autocorrect disasters.
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Highlights & Mentions- “The Period Problem” — when punctuation feels personal
- Emoji chaos: how many is too many 😂😭🥲
- Gen Z slang decoded: Rizz, No Cap, Aura, Mid, Drip, Skibidi
- Texting gone wrong — from office mishaps to relationship fails
- When to text, call, or voice memo (and when to stop overthinking)
- Paying it forward & small acts of kindness in a digital world
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🎙 Timestamps 00:00 — Intro & weekly chaos recap
03:00 — Condo disaster & unexpected kindness
07:00 — When good deeds come full circle
10:00 — Texting anxiety & digital social cues
14:00 — “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” — punctuation problems
19:00 — Emoji decoding: laughs, flirts & fails
25:00 — Autocorrect nightmares & awkward work texts
30:00 — Text, call, or voice memo? The etiquette debate
35:00 — Gen Z slang translation guide
45:00 — Digital tone & relationship misunderstandings
52:00 — Wrap-up & audience callout