There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's.
Weather: "I Get Hurt" by Victor Jones
The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
Episode transcripts
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UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! Only on Audible
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Sep 2025
HINT! ep2: Hate the Player
<p>As blood pools upon the thick pile of the Boddie Estate's imported rug collection, our players, and the game, are afoot. Bodies on the move in voluminous pants and long, dark secret hallways. Revelations and aspersions fill the air of the mansion like fingers between the keys ... Show More
1h 43m
Apr 2016
Part 1, Chapter 4: The Factory by the Sea
A delivery in Florida turns strange. Alice Isn't Dead t-shirts & posters now available in our store. Music & Production: Disparition, disparition.info. Written by Joseph Fink. Narrated by Jasika Nicole. Logo by Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com. Part of the Night Vale Presents networ ... Show More
23m 47s
Jun 2016
Part 1, Chapter 8: The Other Town
What is happening in Victorville, CA? Alice Isn't Dead t-shirts & posters now available in our store. Music & Production: Disparition, disparition.info. Written by Joseph Fink. Narrated by Jasika Nicole. Logo by Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com. Part of the Night Vale Presents netwo ... Show More
29m 17s
Apr 2025
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
In the days after Brooke’s mysterious death, Malibu is swirling with rumors. Ella doesn’t know who or what to believe. On top of it all, an unexpected visitor arrives at The Royal’s front door. • Follow [The Royals of Malibu on Patreon TODAY for upcoming scripts for purchase, and ... Show More
31m 9s
<p>Puck makes a discovery, Shelby takes the bait, and Vincent performs a routine autopsy. The theme of tonight’s episode is Incidents.</p><p><br/></p><p><em>(To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description).</em></p><p><br/></p><p>The bonus s ... Show More
