What do you do when death comes for you? Well, the characters in today's stories have a lot of ideas, and they're surprisingly successful. The problem? Death works on a much, much longer timeline.

😈 The Creatures: Bulgasari

Why you don't feed your rice monster metal needles. Unlike most pets, it will be fine. You'll be in trouble, though.

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🎵 Music Credits

"Dream Abridged" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Gadabasa" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Noen Prasat" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Burnishing" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Vellum Interlude" by Blue Dot Sessions