* Misgendering Fox News
* Wait, Michael was at a dinner?
* Kmele tries to pronounce Normally
* “Clearly we don’t fucking prepare”
* “The last time I was with you guys, we were in a much smaller, darker room and I got very drunk”
* Trump brings the hostages back …
* … then emcees a roast
* Somebody tell Bill Kristol!
* A little bit psycho vs. the UN bitching at the Jews
* 9/11 is a joke?
* Little Marco’s big moment
* Kash Patel’s shirt-coin
* Trump = 1998 Democrat?
* Never go full Bulworth
* Debate prep for menstrual insults
* MKH’s trashy tastes
* The White House Octagon
* Texting Comacho
* 2025 Democrats: still woke!
* Kushner props
* D’Angelo, RIP
* Yeah, that was a blowjob
* Being on Melania’s list
* Who succeeds Trump?