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Oct 5
49m 34s

"Celebrities don’t eat croissants"

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Real insider gossip this episode. Hannah reveals that she always brings croissants to her and Joel's mate's houses when they visit... No? Me neither. Joel’s convinced it's got everyone thinking they're weirdos. What’s worse, no one ever eats them. Perhaps stick to the more socially acceptable bottle of red and flowers? 

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