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Sep 26
2h 30m

Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really ...

Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
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We uncover the dark side of transactional dating, question the "end times" cabal theory, and debate if finding love is a lost cause, all with special guest Farya.


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Episode Highlights:

🌾 The "Fake Marty" Conspiracy

💥 Eschatology: Geopolitics of the Apocalypse

🤖 That Insane Robot Video Was REAL?!

💔 The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting

✈️Sugar Babies, Dubai & Dating's Dark Side

📈 Hypergamy: The 80/20 Rule of Dating


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Timestamps:

· 00:00 - Alfalfa Palooza Debrief: Not Enough Beer

  • · 09:30 - Zbiotics Keeps the Party Going - Sponsor

  • · 11:45 - A Safe Place for Unpopular Opinions

  • · 14:15 - Tin-Foil Investigation: Was "Marty" a Paid Actor?

  • · 18:30 - Inside the 3.5-Hour 'Marty' Rabbit Hole

  • · 21:45 - Are "End Times" Prophecies Driving Geopolitics?

  • · 27:10 - Russia's "New Rome" Geopolitical Strategy

  • · 32:00 - The Prophecy to Demolish the Dome of the Rock

  • · 36:00 - Why Israel, the US, & Iran Secretly Want the Same War

  • · 46:20 - Surprise Guest! Welcome, Farya

  • · 52:15 - The Shockingly Real $16k Humanoid Robot

  • · 58:00 - The Great Pickleball vs. Tennis Debate

  • · 01:03:30 - Why Coffee Dates are a First Date Fail

  • · 01:10:30 - The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting

  • · 01:25:30 - Dubai's Dark Secret: The "Poop Story"

  • · 01:36:15 - Hypergamy: Why a Few Men Get All the Women

  • · 01:50:00 - Love Bombing vs. Being Romantic

  • · 02:08:00 - Why Aren't People Having Kids Anymore?

  • · 02:15:30 - The Great Prenup Debate

  • · 02:29:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign-Off


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