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Sep 21
43m 52s

Jamie’s fingers slip somewhere SHOCKING

JAMPOT PRODUCTIONS
About this episode

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom — and the occasional reality check. 


From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the A–Z of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage — but will Jamie’s enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophie’s derrière? 🍑 Brace yourselves... it’s about to get weird. 


ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions they’ll try next time they do the deed. 👀 


OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


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Thanks for listening x

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Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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