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Sep 17
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Answering Your HILARIOUS Messages, Why A...

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About this episode

On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into a big batch of brilliant listener messages — from unfortunate road names and tall-teen fashion dilemmas, to the mystery behind why players get booked for taking their shirts off.


Alongside the laughs, the lads give their predictions and analysis on a huge weekend of Premier League fixtures, including Arsenal vs Man City, Liverpool vs Everton, and United vs Chelsea. Expect bold calls, heated debates, and some outrageous analogies…


Elsewhere, Sids reveals his chaotic Lime bike journey, gasps at a surprise message from NBA legend Steve Nash, and why Fulham handed him “the keys to the cottage.” There’s even soap star walk-ons and comparisons to Messi and Ronaldo, plus a cheeky free-agent chat which we’ve decided will be best left to a full episode with a current free-agent… stay tuned for that one.

 

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00:00 – Crouchy’s Lime bike chaos on the way to City Airport

00:02:15 – Surprise shout-out from Steve Nash and Fulham Forever Fulham day

00:04:13 – Fulham vs Leeds horror show & Portsmouth-Southampton derby memories

00:05:37 – Chris at Doncaster races and Crouchy’s BBQ weekend

00:06:14 – Guest-free episode twist: talking free agents

00:12:18 – Tottenham’s MLS free agent training story

00:13:32 – The awkward reality of running contracts down

00:15:44 – Leaving Reading for Chelsea & Fulham negotiations

00:18:35 – The “romantic” idea of finishing your career at a smaller club

00:20:33 – Mental battles of training alone while waiting for a call

00:24:53 – Prediction league update & hilarious “tight as a raccoon’s nutsack” moment

00:29:14 – Crouchy on Ted Lasso cameos & behind-the-scenes chaos

00:34:47 – “Mike Bassett” meltdown comparisons in football management

00:41:22 – Salah shirt-off celebration predictions

00:49:16 – The debate on shirt-off bookings being about sponsors vs football


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