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Sep 11
53m 18s

besties but never roomies

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About this episode

Halley and Jaz are back behind the mics, and this week’s episode is giving full chaotic bestie energy. what starts as a tiny texting disagreement spirals into a hilarious deep dive on friendship etiquette, unread messages, and why “one sec” almost never means one second. if you’ve ever wanted to scream at your friends through the phone, you’re going to feel very seen.


but of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without some unhinged detours. between questionable snack choices, roommate horror stories, and a rant or two about unsolicited opinions, the girls manage to turn even the most random topics into comedy gold. somewhere in the middle of the chaos, there are moments of raw honesty about health, moods, and how to stay sane when life insists on being annoying.


by the end, you’ll feel like you’ve been on FaceTime with your two funniest (and most brutally honest) friends. from pop culture hot takes to delusional rants that will have you laughing out loud, this episode is messy, dramatic, and exactly the kind of therapy session you didn’t know you needed. buckle up, press play, and enjoy.


Timestamps

0:16 - Jaz has been annoying Halley

3:52 - Jaz’s bitching hour 

5:25 - The lunch on everyone's FYP

10:12 - What is Halley so excited about 

20:19 - Tate McCrae concert 

22:11 - Pop culture couples

36:22 - Our overweight dogs 

45:43 - The question we always get


Links 

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ZocDoc: http://Zocdoc.com/diaries  



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