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Sep 2025
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598: ADwD Tyrion IV

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we sail with Tyrion down the turtle-infested river. Is Septa Lemore the friend we leer at along the way? Is Comma right about cyvasse being a viral sensation? Plus, all the turtle facts you can handle! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 598 
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