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Sep 2
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“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward T...

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.


Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.


The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.


And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.


If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!


00:00 – Intro

00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip

02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid

03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician

07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game

11:02 – First Everton match

12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings

13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story

17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap

22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach

25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt

41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other women


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