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Aug 2025
35m 54s

Dad Tries To Pronounce Starbucks Orders ...

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Charles gets ready for Lily's visit to Myrtle Beach, and the two react to a bumper sticker seen by a listener in South Carolina. Plus, Charles helps a dad pronounce Starbucks orders, assists in a burrito dilemma, and attempts to spell diarrhea in another edition of "I'll Help You Get Out of the Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us! 
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