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Aug 2025
44m 6s

Help There’s An STD On My Foot

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A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper hangover (to Jordan’s delight). This week’s dilemmas bring tales of STDs in the strangest places and a dog caught in the most awkward of intimate moments.


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