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Jul 17
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SCP-4703: “Perfectly Legal”

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About this episode

SCP-4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name 'Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This'.

Content Warnings:  Children in danger, hostile architecture, bureaucratic nonsense, body horror, mentions of castration

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Cast & Crew 

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-4703  was written by PeppersGhost

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Narrator - Jon Grilz

Notary - Chris Harris-Beechey

Sheldon Katz - Ashlee Jones

Blandina - Katrina Pecina

Paulson - Russ More

Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger

Original Music by Newton Schottelkotte

Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen 

 

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