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FULL SHOW: Friday, June 12th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners has a SYSTEM to get a date with ANY woman you want. But some of his tactics were so controversial, it nearly BROKE Brooke! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners is having a CODE 9 emergency, which is why she stole her roommate's phone, and is now sitting in her car outside her apartment WAITING for us to help with some Textual Healing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners met a guy at a house party and says he literally RISKED HIS LIFE to not get caught with her! Now she wants answers! We're going to help her in a brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

We've got a special new episode you this weekend! One of our listeners is worried she may be caught in a scary situation after she was ACCIDENTALLY added to a group chat where she didn't know anyone... She's decided to ask for our advice in a brand new Textual Healing!See omnystu ... Show More

Something UNWELCOME has been living in our listeners apartment, and it’s HIS OWN FRIEND. We’re using today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to try and break up a living situation while saving a friendship!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners asked us for help with an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call but ended up BLINDSIDING us and his girlfriend at the same time. You gotta hear it in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Christopher’s bff Jill is having he hardest time finding a good guy, so Garrett calls as someone who got her number off a bathroom wall….See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners needs our help with an IN-LAW INFESTATION. We’re gonna try to assist and get her mother in law out of her home in a brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In this episode we discuss new music, sleep aids, and get a random phone call from Ben Schwartz!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. 

One of our listeners is FURIOUS after her date left her in the most embarrassing situation of her life… and now she wants not just answers, but REVENGE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.