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Jun 29
1h 31m

“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”

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A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them. 

Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her cat as God.

There is something in the wall. I am a gecko.

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