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Jun 2025
1h 17m

Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. 

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