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Jun 2025
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These HILARIOUS Footballer Adverts Will ...

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits.


The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again.


Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack.


We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional.


Chumbawamba 


00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident…

00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues

00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme

00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown

00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story

00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka

00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast

00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown

00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert

00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial

00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever

00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets real


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