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May 2025
53m 3s

Why The Premier League NEEDS Relegation ...

Tall or Nothing
About this episode

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids kick back with a glass of cognac as they dive into some of your listener messages.


From awkward handshakes and cultural greeting rituals to the ultimate pub chat: could a relegation playoff transform the Premier League? The lads unpack a genius listener suggestion for turning end-of-season misery into box office gold.


They also spotlight a football league where weight loss adds goals, discuss the tragicomic reality of football freestyle stars not making it pro, and weigh in on Arsenal’s growing rep for “Spursiness.” There’s a heartfelt moment too, as a listener shares how Chris’s cancer story helped during his own diagnosis—reminding everyone to check their balls.


With a powerful mix of humour, nostalgia, and top-tier pub debate, this is a classic “messages” episode—and maybe the start of a Premier League revolution.


Chumbawamba 


00:00 – Cognac-fuelled kickoff

00:04:34 – Meeting Harry Redknapp & the evolution of the handshake

00:10:27 – Listener Jack invents relegation playoffs

00:14:16 – “Walk past a mirror of shame” – brutal ideas for playoff losers

00:22:18 – Weight loss football leagues: genius motivation and brilliant team names

00:25:00 – “Ballers” vs real footballers: the truth behind freestyle stars not making it pro

00:29:10 – Peter and Sids’ unplayable 5-a-side legends

00:32:35 – Joe Taylor: the non-league striker outscoring Haaland

00:35:56 – Are Arsenal more Spursy than Spurs?

00:39:00 – The All or Nothing curse: how documentaries changed Arsenal's rep

00:40:13 – Listener’s cancer diagnosis inspired by Chris Stark’s story

00:51:00 – The Sandwich XI

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