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May 2025
1h 3m

“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”

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A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg. 

I burnt the cake. I am a gecko.

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