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May 2025
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Have Some Self Respect. STFU and Don't B...

Warren Workman & CeeCee
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Ever attended a professional conference only to find yourself surrounded by people who seem to have forgotten all basic etiquette? You're not alone. In this candid episode, Warren and CeeCee dive deep into conference behaviors that drive HR pros to the brink of madness.

From the Virginia SHRM conference comes Warren's unfiltered observations about attendees who disrupt sessions with incessant talking, take photos of every slide (complete with audible shutter sounds), and block hallways with impromptu meetings. His rallying cry for conference attendees everywhere? "Shut the fuck up" – a sentiment that resonates with anyone who's had their learning experience ruined by inconsiderate behavior. The conversation reveals how technology use, spatial awareness, and self-restraint around free swag items have become defining elements of professional gatherings.

The episode takes a fascinating turn when CeeCee makes a surprising confession about letting her SHRM certification lapse during her pregnancy. Now facing the daunting prospect of retaking the certification exam, she weighs the professional benefits against the considerable effort required. Warren offers counterpoint perspectives from his own certification journey, prompting a deeper discussion about the real-world value of these professional credentials. Their comparison of different certification levels reveals intriguing insights about test formats and preparation approaches that will resonate with anyone contemplating HR certification.

Between stories about dental anxiety, AI-powered heckler detection, and the cultural significance of limited-edition company merchandise, this episode captures the authentic, unfiltered reality of HR life. Whether you're a seasoned conference attendee or preparing for your first professional gathering, you'll find yourself nodding in agreement at these all-too-relatable workplace observations.

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