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Apr 2025
1h 32m

“I’M A ZOOKEEPER”

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A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I talk to a caller about how energy drinks cure all of life’s ailments, and a final caller’s ex gets a concerning tattoo.

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