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Apr 2025
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About this episode

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.


Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.


As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.


If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off


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