📝 The Outcast Podcast Blog: Tooth Implants, CD Scams, and Ken Doll LeBron – Oh My!
This week on The Outcast Podcast, we covered everything from dental victories to the death of Wayne Gretzky’s record—and yes, we even paid homage to the glory days of music piracy… legally done for a penny. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride.
Sound the trumpets! After months of gumming it like a pirate, Tomkat finally got his dental implant installed. He’s now bionic, folks—able to chew steak and drop hot takes with equal ferocity. The crew celebrated by seeing if he could bite into an apple without fear. Spoiler alert: He can… and he did.
It’s official: Gentry dominated the March Madness bracket by sticking with his Florida roots. The Gators came through, and Gentry’s ego is now larger than Tomkat’s new tooth. There’s a rumor he’s walking around in a custom jersey that says “Bracket King.” We didn’t confirm it… but we didn’t deny it either.
Ah, nostalgia. We took a deep dive into Columbia House’s infamous 8 CDs for a penny deal—the original gateway drug to credit card regret. It was all fun and Aerosmith’s Greatest Hits… until you started getting charged $24.99 for that one random Kenny G album you never asked for. Welcome to the world of negative option billing, where silence means "yes," and your wallet cries in the corner.
We dissected Billboard's controversial list of the greatest female MCs ever. Let’s just say... feelings were felt, shots were fired (mostly verbal), and Missy Elliott better be at the top or we riot. Nicki, Lauryn, Cardi, Queen Latifah, and others got their flowers—some more than others. Tune in to hear Memphis give his top five and why he thinks one rapper is criminally underrated.
We explored the mind-bending meme phenomenon sweeping social media—“You read that wrong.” You know the one: halfway through the sentence, your brain does a somersault. We broke down why these little linguistic landmines mess with our heads—and tried (and failed) to read them correctly on-air. Fun fact: DJ Tomkat read it backwards and still got it wrong.
The hockey gods have spoken! Alexander Ovechkin officially broke Wayne Gretzky’s all-time goal record, and the boys gave him his flowers. Even Gentry, who once confused a hockey puck for a giant aspirin, was impressed. It’s a moment in sports history, and we toasted to The Great Eight with a frosty Molson (okay, it was Coors Light, but let us dream).
Move over Barbie—LeBron James just became the first athlete immortalized as a Ken doll. Yes, that’s real. Yes, he has abs of plastic perfection. And yes, Memphis is trying to get one for his man cave. Meanwhile, Tomkat asked if there’s a Mr. Windy edition coming soon. We all agreed: probably not.
Tomkat rebranded his segment this week to "So Good News They’re GREAT!" He brought us stories of dogs who drive school buses, a grandma who skydived at 94, and a man who paid off 37 strangers' parking tickets in one afternoon. Who is this man? Where is he? And can he pay ours too?
🎧 That’s a wrap for this week’s episode of The Outcast Podcast! From dental implants to hockey immortality, we covered it all. Make sure to follow, rate, and share the podcast wherever you listen. And remember: if you’re not laughing, thinking, and slightly offended… are you really living?