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Apr 2025
1h 30m

“I LIVE IN A CAVE”

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About this episode

A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands.

After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, and a caller and I discuss why 27 feels older than 31.

It is time to take an Advil. I am a gecko.

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