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Mar 2025
56m 50s

EP119: You Don't Deserve my Orifice, Sir

Hannah Byczkowski and Suzie Preece
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This week kicks off with big Domestic questions - think washing clothes and heating your house. There's no hot takes here, just nonsense. Big S gives divination of the tarot a go and the huns discuss Valentines Day. It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy for this episode and we ADORE your stories. Keep them coming in! Let's get into it: Story 1 - narrated by Hanna ... Show More
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