episode-header-image

Feb 2025

1h 9m

“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”

About this episode

A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God.

You need glasses. I am a gecko.

COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/event/0dfe97c1-2f24-489e-8d54-962490a5e9b7

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up next

"I’M TRAPPED IN MY RELATIONSHIP"

A caller explains why she feels trapped in her relationship, we get updates from 2 returned callers who’ve improved their situations, and a final caller tries to escape their desk job to become a musician. Don’t look under the bed. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.su ... Show More

“I’M RE-LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE”

A caller relearns how to breathe, we talk about the subtle things we take for granted, we share our experiences with journaling, we ponder existentialism, we play pickleball, and we generally have a good time on this episode. You can get very rich by fishing the coins out of foun ... Show More

GECKMAIL: “MY DAD CAN’T STOP MARRYING WOMEN FROM THE INTERNET”

This is geckmail. It is a version of the podcast where instead of talking to other people I just rant alone and read emails. Some of those email topics include hating your home country, a person who’s dad can’t stop marrying women from the internet, cracking your partner’s back f ... Show More

Recommended Episodes

Sabrina & Darren – First Date Crumbles Over a Meatball Mishap

Sabrina thought her dinner date with Darren was perfect—great pasta, hours of conversation, and what felt like real chemistry. But when Darren stopped responding, she turned to The Jubal Show for a First Date Follow Up. The reason for his ghosting? A single meatball. Darren was t ... Show More

BONUS - First Date Follow Up - Sabrina & Darren – First Date Crumbles Over a Meatball Mishap

Sabrina thought her dinner date with Darren was perfect—great pasta, hours of conversation, and what felt like real chemistry. But when Darren stopped responding, she turned to The Jubal Show for a First Date Follow Up. The reason for his ghosting? A single meatball. Darren was t ... Show More

9: MY PSYCHO STALKER STORYTIME | Not Thriving Ep 9

Use my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTTHRIVING10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Join me today as we discuss the most INSANE stories about my stalker and crazy fan interactions Ive had! We also touch on ... Show More

Nobody Wants to Date a Drag Queen (w/ Meatball)

Drag queen icon Meatball is back! She and Nicole get into it all - being in her top era, loving the single life, and having weekend boyfriends in different cities. But also... why dating is still so hard when you do drag. Meatball opens up about losing guys the second they find o ... Show More

First Date Red Flags with Jeremy Jacobowitz

We have our friend, content creator, and second GGE guest ever Jeremy Jacobowitz back on the show to talk about our favorite topics – food and dating. We kick this fun convo off talking about the most underrated food cities, traveling to Japan, LA vs. NYC food scenes, Jeremy’s be ... Show More

Sona Movsesian: Dating Disasters (Re-Release of the Andy Richter Call-In Show)

Sona Movsesian joins The Andy Richter Call-In Show this week to talk DATING DISASTERS! In this re-release episode of Andy’s weekly SiriusXM radio show, we hear stories from callers about issues with Chinese toilets, following up on a date from jail, catfishing a bad boyfriend, a ... Show More

Why is Pete ghosting Jenna?

Jenna needs our help! She met Pete on Hinge, had a great date, and had some mutual friends. So why is this good fit of a situation turning into a ghosting? Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your b ... Show More

BONUS - First Date Follow Up - Lauren & Sammy – Is Watching Adult Films... Cheating?

Lauren thought she found something real with Sammy. Two amazing dates, great chemistry, even met his friends. But when date three rolled around—he didn’t. After getting ghosted and possibly blocked, she reached out to us for answers. When we get Sammy on the phone, it turns out t ... Show More

CRINGEY YOUTUBER APOLOGIES + IN LOVE WITH MY GAY BESTIE!?

The calls are IN!! Gotta take 'em all! This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana hear from some listeners in tough situations. How does one identify love bombing? How do you start dating again after your partner passes away? And what do you do if you start getting a little physic ... Show More

Zach & Leah - The Flowers, the Vibe… and the Voicemail

Zach thought his cozy, home-cooked date with Leah was a win—great conversation, a little Monopoly, and undeniable chemistry. But after seven hours together, he's been met with nothing but voicemail ever since. What went wrong? From unexpected decor details to a photo that may hav ... Show More

Listen to millions of songs and podcasts on Anghami