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Feb 2025

1h 9m

“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”

About this episode

A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God.

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