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Jun 2024
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56. Giving you goodbyes, oral hygiene, a...

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If Jon made an OnlyFans, would you subscribe? I think we all would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss OnlyFans, oral hygiene, and harsh comebacks. Jon may have the body for OnlyFans but when it comes to comebacks, he lacks major…how you say…je ne sais quoi. We can leave the diss tracks to Alex. She’s pregnant so she’s got a natural fire under her butt. 

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0:00 - Intro

17:46 - What’s Your Kink?

20:50 - Say Hello To Hygiene

25:26 - I Want To Be My Husband’s OnlyFan

31:26 - I Don’t Want Your Mom’s Ring

34:26 - Have Goals or Get Out!

38:09 - I Think He’s Cheating…Again

43:19 - His Mother Poked Holes In His Condoms

51:13 - Fighting is Fine! 

55:43 - He Needs His “Guy Time"

01:00:53 - Reading Your Secrets 

01:01:05 - A Sad Goodbye


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